Huh. that is funny.
I've never met anyone else with my name.
I understand what you mean about preferring a hard copy of a book. I still like to have a paper book if it is something I'll use for a reference. I'll bookmark pages, highlight areas, write my own notes, etc.
If it helps, you can still get the official Autodesk Revit MEP user's guide in .PDF format, that you could print out. It is free,.. but the catch is that the last time they created an official users guide was for the 2011 release of the software:
http://images.autodesk.com/adsk/files/revit_mep_2011_user_guide_en.pdf
To the best of my knowledge, the same information from the user's guide is in the current online Revit help systems where it gets updated every year. But, if you want something that can be printed to hard copy, then this might be an option. and its only 2100 pages long.
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Self-proclaimed Revit MEP Ninjaneer : @RevitDork
Autodesk Certified Instructor (ACI)