Looking for some "fun" iLogic code for a T-Shirt

[chris]

I'm looking to add some fun or unique iLogic code for a T-Shirt that I'm making for the designers at work. Can anyone think of some fun code that might look cool or fun on the back of a shirt? (it can be short or long), just looking for something fun/cool, I plan on using the code edit colors as well

Example: iLogic code to create a cube or sphere, I though about some iProperties, but I'm open to ideas!

[pasupathy_baskar]

Try this

Dim Stress As Double = 0
While Project.Deadline < Now
    Stress += 1
    Sleep(1)
End While

[pasupathy_baskar]

Do Until Sketch.Perfect = True
    IterateDesign()
Loop

[pasupathy_baskar]

If You.AreConstrainedTo(Me) Then
Life.IsFullyDefined = True
End If

[pasupathy_baskar]

This is big one

Try
    OpenInventor()
    StartDesigning("GeniusPart")
    While Not Done
        Iterate()
        Overthink()
    End While
Catch ex As BurnoutException
    Coffee.Refill()
    Resume Next
End Try

[pasupathy_baskar]

If Coffee.Level < 10 Then
    Call Coffee.Refill()
    Return
End If
Call Design.Part("Brilliance")

[pasupathy_baskar]

If You.AreConstrainedTo(Me) Then
    Life.IsFullyDefined = True
End If

[pasupathy_baskar]

If You.Fit(My.Mate) Then
    Let'sAssemble()
End If

[pasupathy_baskar]

If Not Coffee.Exists Then
    System.Collapse()
End If

[chris]

Sub EngineeringProcess()
    ' Engineering is spelled: C-H-A-N-G-E
    
    Design = CreateInitialConcept()
    SendToClient()
    
    While (ProjectNotCancelled)
        changeRequest = Client.SendEmail()
        
        Select Case changeRequest.Severity
            Case "Minor tweak"
                RedoEverything()
            Case "Small adjustment"
                StartFromScratch()
            Case "Just one little thing"
                QuestionCareerPath()
        End Select
        
        UpdateRevisionNumber() ' Now at Rev ZZ.47
        
        If (design.LooksLikeOriginalConcept = False) Then
            Console.WriteLine("Nailed it! ��")
        End If
        
        WaitForNextChangeRequest(milliseconds:=3)
    End While
    
    ' Note: ProjectNotCancelled always returns True
End Sub

[chris]

Function DeliverProject(fast, cheap, good) As String

' Client Choice Pick 2

If (fast + cheap + good > 2) Then
Throw New RealityCheckException("Physics says no")
End If

Select Case True
Case (fast And cheap)
Return "Done! ...don't look too closely 👀"

Case (fast And good)
Return "Here's your masterpiece and our invoice 💸"

Case (cheap And good)
deadline.SetYear(2047)
Return "See you next decade ⏳"

Case Else
manager.Demand(allThree:=True)
engineers.Quit()
End Select

End Function

' Client always wants all three
' Universe always crashes