For the benefit of future generations, my continued tale...
After doing a Time Machine backup, I formatted my computer and installed 10.8. Then, I installed Maya 2013.
SUCCESS.
It loaded! It works! It's alive! Now, all I needed to do was bring back my old applications from the backup. Only, I became an atheist a while back, so God hates me. Time Machine didn't work. No matter what I did, it kept telling me that it couldn't connect. And I had work to do--I couldn't afford to waste a day reinstalling and reconfiguring everything.
So, I ended up doing a full Time Machine restore, back to square one. I'd have to look into it later. After the restore, just out of curiousity, I tried running Maya after the restore. And
something happened. I got an error message.
License was not obtained
Tried Maya 2013 (657E1 2013.0.0.F), error 20
PROGRESS! So, it was indeed a license problem. I have no idea why I'm getting an error now and not before, but I try not to worry about it.
Even through I never successfully activated a license in the first place, obviously there's some latent license floating around in the ether. I did some searching and nuked everything that could be remotely related to Maya's licensing (mostly killing anything with the word 'FLEXnet'). The Maya install guide also points out a few commands to type, but no matter what I did, they kept returning "Invalid number of arguments". So it goes.
Finally, I nuke Maya
again, reinstalled, and...
partial success!Now I get a screen that says "Your Autodesk Maya 2013 License Needs Activation". Cool! I was only installing the trial, so in theory I should just have to click 'Activate', and...
Well, no. Now it's asking for a serial. Which makes me wonder it I possibly wasted away the trial period trying to get it installed. So I click cancel, and...
License was not obtained
Tried Maya 2013 (657E1 2013.0.0.F), error 19
I'm assuming that's appearing because I cancelled, and not because there's still some lingering problem in the background. Regardless, notice that it's error 19 instead of 20? I'm hoping that if I do this all over again--backup, format, restore, delete, install--it will continue to do down. Next time, it'll be error 18. Then 17. And then, when it gets to zero, Maya will run. Or maybe I'll win some sort of prize. Who knows? I'm giddy with anticipation.