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doni49
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Message 71 of 108 (224 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-29-2013 09:46 AM in reply to: AllenJessup

AllenJessup wrote:

Road signs?

 

CAUTION SLOW KIDS AHEAD ON ROAD WITH NO SHOULDERS

 

Allen


LOL  What an image that conjures up!  I've got a mental picture of a bunch of kids with arms sticking out of their sides (no shoulders) and moving extremely slowly.
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AllenJessup
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Message 72 of 108 (220 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-29-2013 09:50 AM in reply to: doni49

Credit where credit is due. I got that one from George Carlan.

 

Allen

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Message 73 of 108 (210 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-29-2013 12:04 PM in reply to: AllenJessup

AllenJessup wrote:

Credit where credit is due. I got that one from George Carlan.

 

Allen


Ahh -- he was a very funny man.  Now I'm gonna have to see if I can find some video clips of Carlan's routines.

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Message 74 of 108 (203 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-29-2013 02:13 PM in reply to: doni49
I've got a few of his standup routines on my phone... lol... always good for a (bitter) laugh or two. :smileywink:
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Message 75 of 108 (196 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-29-2013 03:39 PM in reply to: AllenJessup

AllenJessup wrote:

Road signs?

 

CAUTION SLOW KIDS AHEAD ON ROAD WITH NO SHOULDERS

 

Allen


Blind drive ahead. Do blind people really drive? and are they only allowed to drive in that area?

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hwalker
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Message 76 of 108 (194 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-30-2013 02:16 AM in reply to: Murph

School Crossing. How can a school cross a road?

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Charles_Shade
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Message 77 of 108 (189 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-30-2013 04:41 AM in reply to: Murph

That goes along with braille at the drive up ATM.

Of course the Government (Hmm...) requires that.

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Message 78 of 108 (163 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-31-2013 06:07 AM in reply to: Charles_Shade

Road sign:  DEER CROSSING

 

So that's the designated location for the deer to cross?  They tend to put them in some bad locations -- choose locations with less traffic!  :smileytongue:

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Message 79 of 108 (160 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-31-2013 06:15 AM in reply to: doni49

We had to do a Possum Crossing sigh once. We couldn't find a good silhouette of a Possum so we used a Rat. No one noticed! :smileyvery-happy:

 

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Charles_Shade
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Message 80 of 108 (158 Views)

Re: Things that make you go, "Hmm."

10-31-2013 06:18 AM in reply to: AllenJessup

Is not a Possom just a big whitish Rat?

They look that way to me - just not a fuzzy.

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