"I will beat you like a red headed step child!"
It’s not enough that she mocks me, but that isn’t even the correct procedure for a cootie shot.
"You might as well be 2 iguanas with no doolap enlargement."
"I go where I please and please where I go" - Duke Nukem
"It's time to kill and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.." - Duke Nukem
"...Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and s***... and Jack left town."
- Ash, from Army of Darkness
"To achieve all that is possible, we must attempt the impossible.
To be as much as we can be we must dream of being more"
"I've got two words for you, shut the **** up!"
"Hello, IT... have you tried turning it off and back on again?"