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Light_Guy
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RANDOM QUOTES

"IF WE TOOK THE BONES OUT, IT WOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY WOULD IT!?!?!"

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
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Message 121 of 174
troma
in reply to: Charles_Shade

What do you get if you multipy six by nine?


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 122 of 174


@troma wrote:

What do you get if you multipy six by nine?


How many roads must a man walk down?



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/
Message 123 of 174

You may find it slightly disturbing.

It gives me the willies.


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 124 of 174
Light_Guy
in reply to: Light_Guy

If you get to 3, you won't hear the man count 10!

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
Message 125 of 174
graemev
in reply to: Light_Guy

" 'Twas brilliant, and the slimy toads did gyrate and gimbal in the waves."

Message 126 of 174
shunter62
in reply to: graemev

Actual text of Jabberwoky:

"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe,"

Thank you.

Message 127 of 174
graemev
in reply to: shunter62

Yes, but I was quoting Bloom County.  Smiley Happy

Message 128 of 174

"Mr. Celtic Design, don't go into small computers, there's no future in them"

 

Dr. C.S. Choi, circa 1981

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Message 129 of 174


@CelticDesignServices wrote:

"Mr. Celtic Design, don't go into small computers, there's no future in them"

 

Dr. C.S. Choi, circa 1981


Funny, I had a builder tell me something similar back in 2008...



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
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Message 130 of 174
Light_Guy
in reply to: Light_Guy

Music memories make you feel both old and young at the same time...  dirtleg 3/22/13

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
Message 131 of 174
CoreyDaun
in reply to: Light_Guy

"I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the h*** is wrong with you people?"

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Message 132 of 174

"I think the show is about to start, I see old people with guitars."



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/
Message 133 of 174
Message 134 of 174

If we're going to start quoting others on the forums, here's a nice one I just found today:

 

"I was wondering if anyone had an idea of how to do this task or maybe better, have a lisp or macro to do it?  I find loading all sorts of custom code into my program makes it run better. 

 

I want AutoCAD to get me lunch so I don't have to leave my cube every day. I don't want to type more than two keys to accomplish this action.  Because as you all know, one extra keystroke a minute, times a thousand hours, means time wasted.  I also shouldn't be expected to use my calculator or experience to figure out the tax either.  My computer should work intuitively with AutoCAD to know what I want from Subway on a daily basis and also give me variety during the week. Or recognize if I want Subway at all, on a particular day. I want this "routine" to also force AutoCAD to "appear" and perform identical to my favorite and most comfortable software packages and switch on-the-fly per what task I am trying to accomplish.  So if it is text, I want it to perform like a data processor.  If it is printing, I want it to perform like Photoshop.  If I am drawing, I want it to be just like MicroStation because that is what I learned first.

 

Anyone have something like this?"

 

http://forums.autodesk.com/t5/Drafting-Techniques/Getting-AutoCAD-to-do-what-I-want/m-p/3804086


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 135 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: Light_Guy

Good intentions are the source of more folly than all other causes put together!



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 136 of 174
cbenner
in reply to: AllenJessup
Message 137 of 174

One of the best scenes in movies...ever!

 

Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers

 

Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

 

Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

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Message 138 of 174

"passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste"



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/
Message 139 of 174

**** it feels good to be a gangsta.



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/
Message 140 of 174

"I've been hearing that you haven't been putting the new covers on your TPS reports.  Did you get the memo, 'cause I could send it again if you didn't get it."

 

and

 

"Yyyyyeah.  I'm gonna go ahead and let you come in on Saturday again, ok?"

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