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Message 1 of 174
Light_Guy
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RANDOM QUOTES

"IF WE TOOK THE BONES OUT, IT WOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY WOULD IT!?!?!"

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
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Message 2 of 174
Charles_Shade
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Where do the seeds for seedless grapes come from?"

"After all, where is raisin' hell?"

Message 3 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Nothing is Constant, except Change"

 

"Contemplating Werewolves: It Gives One Paws"



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 4 of 174
Charles_Shade
in reply to: AllenJessup

"We must maintain absolute rigid flexibility!"

Message 5 of 174
Light_Guy
in reply to: Light_Guy

"That's just pure and simple, old fashioned communism!"

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
Message 6 of 174
troma
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Expect the Unexpected!"

 

"Don't Panic!"


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 7 of 174
sthompson1021
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Nooo Problems Mann, Only situations"

Message 8 of 174
CoreyDaun
in reply to: Light_Guy

"I just wish people woud THINK before they react!"

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Message 9 of 174
troma
in reply to: CoreyDaun

"

All that glistens is not gold

Often have you heard that told

Had you been as wise as bold

Young in years, in judgement old

Your fate hath not been so told

Fair thee well, thy suit is cold

 

"


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 10 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: Light_Guy

"When in Danger or in Doubt. Run in Circles, Scream and SHOUT!"

 

"Always store beer in a dark place"



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 11 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Money is truthful.  If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash."

 

"Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage."



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 12 of 174
troma
in reply to: AllenJessup

"I have six honest serving men

Who taught me all I knew

Their names are What and Why and When

And How and Where and Who"


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 13 of 174
troma
in reply to: AllenJessup

"If you can keep your head while all about you

Are loosing theirs and blaming it on you

It's quite possible that you haven't fully realized the extent of the situation!"

 

 

(with apologies to Kipling)


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 14 of 174
CoreyDaun
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you'll hear him complain about having to work, for a lifetime."

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Message 15 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Cheops' Law. Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget"

 

"An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 16 of 174
pendean
in reply to: Light_Guy

A day without sunshine is like ... night.

 

Good things come to those who wait. But the longer you wait, the looser your definition of good becomes.

 

Living on earth is quite expensive: but it does include a free annual trip around the sun.

 

When someone asks you "a penny for your thoughts" and you put in your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Message 17 of 174
Light_Guy
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Green cards? We don't need no stinkin green cards!"

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
Message 18 of 174
CoreyDaun
in reply to: Light_Guy

I hate that the phrase "killing two birds with one stone" implies efficiency, when trying to kill a bird with a stone is far from efficient in the first place!

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Message 19 of 174

All that is gold does not glitter

Not all those who wander are lost

The old that is strong does not wither

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/
Message 20 of 174

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/

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