Books that will never be written

[Anonymous]

Here is my tongue in-cheek list of books on Civil 3D that will never be
written 🙂

1. Civil 3D Bible.
2. You can use Partbuilder
3. UCS and DView Twist

Feel free to add on to the list! 🙂

Rick

[dougnorton]

4. Zen and the Art of Parcel Labelling
5. Finding Happiness in Pasting Surfaces
6. Why the CAD Tech's Hair Went Away
-Actually, I am writing that one, may not count.


The Amazing Doug
El Paso County DOT

[Anonymous]

7. My love affair with Vault.

John Postlewait
IS Department
George Butler Associates, Inc.

[Anonymous]

8. Civil 3D for Dummies (I can't believe you all missed this)

9. Migrating from LDT to Civil 3D in 3 Easy Steps.


John

wrote in message news:5325908@discussion.autodesk.com...
7. My love affair with Vault.

John Postlewait
IS Department
George Butler Associates, Inc.

[saluki]

10. Introduction to Civil 3D integrated Storm Sewer Modeling and Hydrology Tools.

11. Implementing Civil 3D & Vault on a shoe string budget.

12. Civil 3D best practices for multi-user project design.

[Anonymous]

Now that would be a best seller!

wrote in message news:5325908@discussion.autodesk.com...
7. My love affair with Vault.

John Postlewait
IS Department
George Butler Associates, Inc.

[Anonymous]

How to Learn Civil 3D in less than a year while still getting 8 Hours of
Sleep per Night
by Dana Breig Probert

--
Dana Breig Probert
www.civil3d.com
----------------------------------
Civil 3D 2007 SP2
AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 2.01 GHz
2GB RAM, 256 MB ATI FireGL V5200

wrote in message news:5326096@discussion.autodesk.com...
10. Introduction to Civil 3D integrated Storm Sewer Modeling and Hydrology
Tools.

11. Implementing Civil 3D & Vault on a shoe string budget.

12. Civil 3D best practices for multi-user project design.

[tscheevel]

Lightning Fast Rebuilds With Large Complex Corridor Models In Civil 3D
(Remember, you said tongue in Cheek)

[Anonymous]

How to keep up: It's obsolete before it's implemented.

--
Bill Frederick
http://civil3d-itsjustdirt.blogspot.com/

Synergis Technologies, Inc.
www.synergis.com

Dell Precision M70
P4 1.6Ghz, 2 GB
256 MB NVidia Quadro FX Go1400
C3D 2007 SP1a

Dell Precision M70
2 GB, 1.6 Centrino
NVIDIA Go1400 (256 MB)
"Dana Breig Probert" wrote in message
news:5326535@discussion.autodesk.com...
How to Learn Civil 3D in less than a year while still getting 8 Hours of
Sleep per Night
by Dana Breig Probert

--
Dana Breig Probert
www.civil3d.com
----------------------------------
Civil 3D 2007 SP2
AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 2.01 GHz
2GB RAM, 256 MB ATI FireGL V5200

wrote in message news:5326096@discussion.autodesk.com...
10. Introduction to Civil 3D integrated Storm Sewer Modeling and Hydrology
Tools.

11. Implementing Civil 3D & Vault on a shoe string budget.

12. Civil 3D best practices for multi-user project design.

[Anonymous]

The sequel - How to Learn Civil 3D in less than a year while still getting 8 Hours of billable time per day.

[Anonymous]

How about a new Help series from or friends at Civil3d.com

Help, dealing with a lunatic client by JW

Help, D*mn yankee's and Southern Hospitality by JH

Help, Escaping from a message board Lunatic by DBP

Help, That dude got no VBA skill by NZ

:-)

[Anonymous]

If I'm the lunatic, I'll help w/ the book.

Sincerely,

The Lunatic on a Fringe 8-)


wrote in message news:5326787@discussion.autodesk.com...
How about a new Help series from or friends at Civil3d.com

Help, dealing with a lunatic client by JW

Help, D*mn yankee's and Southern Hospitality by JH

Help, Escaping from a message board Lunatic by DBP

Help, That dude got no VBA skill by NZ

:-)

[Anonymous]

That's easy. I am sure at least 8 of the 20 hours a day I work are
billable. If only i had time to do my timesheet.

--
Dana Breig Probert
www.civil3d.com
----------------------------------
Civil 3D 2007 SP2
AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 2.01 GHz
2GB RAM, 256 MB ATI FireGL V5200

wrote in message news:5326781@discussion.autodesk.com...
The sequel - How to Learn Civil 3D in less than a year while still getting 8
Hours of billable time per day.

[T_Bernhard]

I think we're up to 21...

21. Topology InSites

22. The Autodesk Guide to Writing Clear, Comprehensive and Accurate Help Files

23. Civil 3D: Overcoming the Discussion Group Addiction

And while we're at it, a brochure with handy reference card:
24. English-Autodesk Marketing Language Translator

[jwedding]

You can be the lunatic.

For a price of course.



--
James Wedding, P.E.
Engineered Efficiency, Inc.
Civil 3D 2007
XP Tablet, SP2, 2GHz, 2G
www.eng-eff.com
www.civil3d.com

[Anonymous]

...great! I'm an engineer & loaded like the rest of you. We do get paid A
LOT for what we do. 😉

John

wrote in message news:5327537@discussion.autodesk.com...
You can be the lunatic.

For a price of course.



--
James Wedding, P.E.
Engineered Efficiency, Inc.
Civil 3D 2007
XP Tablet, SP2, 2GHz, 2G
www.eng-eff.com
www.civil3d.com

[mmccall]

Would that be a one time cost or would there be a yearly subscription fee involved? *snicker*

[Louisa]

25. Civil 3D is from Venus, Eagle Point is from Uranus
26. Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide to Dealing with Surveyors who are afraid of new technology
27. I'm Ok, You're OK, but where are my P&P Sheets?

[txus]

28. Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide to Dealing with Civil Engineers who think the surface of the earth is flat 😉

[Anonymous]

29. You maybe fashionable, but.....you got no STYLE(s)! Civil3D and the art of lookin' good.