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CADastrophe
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Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-22-2013 09:45 AM in reply to: Light_Guy

"I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the h*** is wrong with you people?"

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Wanderer-MOTD
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Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-22-2013 12:05 PM in reply to: Light_Guy

"I think the show is about to start, I see old people with guitars."

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cbenner
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Message 133 of 174 (346 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-22-2013 12:26 PM in reply to: Wanderer-MOTD

Wanderer-MOTD wrote:

"I think the show is about to start, I see old people with guitars."


Liked that one, did ya?  We laughed so hard!

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troma
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Message 134 of 174 (338 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-22-2013 02:03 PM in reply to: Wanderer-MOTD

If we're going to start quoting others on the forums, here's a nice one I just found today:

 

"I was wondering if anyone had an idea of how to do this task or maybe better, have a lisp or macro to do it?  I find loading all sorts of custom code into my program makes it run better. 

 

I want AutoCAD to get me lunch so I don't have to leave my cube every day. I don't want to type more than two keys to accomplish this action.  Because as you all know, one extra keystroke a minute, times a thousand hours, means time wasted.  I also shouldn't be expected to use my calculator or experience to figure out the tax either.  My computer should work intuitively with AutoCAD to know what I want from Subway on a daily basis and also give me variety during the week. Or recognize if I want Subway at all, on a particular day. I want this "routine" to also force AutoCAD to "appear" and perform identical to my favorite and most comfortable software packages and switch on-the-fly per what task I am trying to accomplish.  So if it is text, I want it to perform like a data processor.  If it is printing, I want it to perform like Photoshop.  If I am drawing, I want it to be just like MicroStation because that is what I learned first.

 

Anyone have something like this?"

 

http://forums.autodesk.com/t5/Drafting-Techniques/Getting-AutoCAD-to-do-what-I-want/m-p/3804086


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AllenJessup
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Message 135 of 174 (327 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-23-2013 11:15 AM in reply to: Light_Guy

Good intentions are the source of more folly than all other causes put together!

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cbenner
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Message 136 of 174 (324 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-25-2013 05:48 AM in reply to: AllenJessup

"...I didn't know how many of 'em it was gonna take to whip my ***,.... but I knew how many they were gonna use."

ChrisB

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CelticDesignServices
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Message 137 of 174 (309 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-25-2013 10:53 AM in reply to: CADastrophe

One of the best scenes in movies...ever!

 

Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers

 

Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

 

Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

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Message 138 of 174 (281 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-26-2013 12:38 PM in reply to: CelticDesignServices

"passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste"

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Wanderer-MOTD
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Message 139 of 174 (252 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-27-2013 11:54 AM in reply to: Wanderer-MOTD

**** it feels good to be a gangsta.

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Message 140 of 174 (243 Views)

Re: RANDOM QUOTES

03-27-2013 03:09 PM in reply to: Wanderer-MOTD

"I've been hearing that you haven't been putting the new covers on your TPS reports.  Did you get the memo, 'cause I could send it again if you didn't get it."

 

and

 

"Yyyyyeah.  I'm gonna go ahead and let you come in on Saturday again, ok?"

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