"IF WE TOOK THE BONES OUT, IT WOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY WOULD IT!?!?!"
What do you get if you multipy six by nine?
Mark Green
Working on Civil 3D in Canada
@troma wrote:What do you get if you multipy six by nine?
How many roads must a man walk down?
You may find it slightly disturbing.
It gives me the willies.
Mark Green
Working on Civil 3D in Canada
@Anonymous wrote:"Mr. Celtic Design, don't go into small computers, there's no future in them"
Dr. C.S. Choi, circa 1981
Funny, I had a builder tell me something similar back in 2008...
Music memories make you feel both old and young at the same time... dirtleg 3/22/13
"I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the h*** is wrong with you people?"
"I think the show is about to start, I see old people with guitars."
@Mistress0fTheDorkness wrote:"I think the show is about to start, I see old people with guitars."
Liked that one, did ya? We laughed so hard!
Chris Benner
Inventor Tube & Pipe, Vault Professional
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If we're going to start quoting others on the forums, here's a nice one I just found today:
"I was wondering if anyone had an idea of how to do this task or maybe better, have a lisp or macro to do it? I find loading all sorts of custom code into my program makes it run better.
I want AutoCAD to get me lunch so I don't have to leave my cube every day. I don't want to type more than two keys to accomplish this action. Because as you all know, one extra keystroke a minute, times a thousand hours, means time wasted. I also shouldn't be expected to use my calculator or experience to figure out the tax either. My computer should work intuitively with AutoCAD to know what I want from Subway on a daily basis and also give me variety during the week. Or recognize if I want Subway at all, on a particular day. I want this "routine" to also force AutoCAD to "appear" and perform identical to my favorite and most comfortable software packages and switch on-the-fly per what task I am trying to accomplish. So if it is text, I want it to perform like a data processor. If it is printing, I want it to perform like Photoshop. If I am drawing, I want it to be just like MicroStation because that is what I learned first.
Anyone have something like this?"
http://forums.autodesk.com/t5/Drafting-Techniques/Getting-AutoCAD-to-do-what-I-want/m-p/3804086
Mark Green
Working on Civil 3D in Canada
Good intentions are the source of more folly than all other causes put together!
Allen Jessup
CAD Manager - Designer
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"...I didn't know how many of 'em it was gonna take to whip my ***,.... but I knew how many they were gonna use."
Chris Benner
Inventor Tube & Pipe, Vault Professional
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One of the best scenes in movies...ever!
Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
"passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste"
**** it feels good to be a gangsta.
"I've been hearing that you haven't been putting the new covers on your TPS reports. Did you get the memo, 'cause I could send it again if you didn't get it."
and
"Yyyyyeah. I'm gonna go ahead and let you come in on Saturday again, ok?"
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