"Let your conversation be without malice or envy, for 'tis a sign of a tractable and commendable nature, and in all causes of passion permit reason to govern."...
– George Washington, "The Rules of Civility and Decent Behaviour in Company and Conversation," Rule #58 ca. 1744; Allen: Prologue
"I know what it's like to be a 12 year old boy... I've got 20 years experience!"
On the other hand, as I look at the blank, ape-like expression on your face, I have decided to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinahr.