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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-05-2013 01:35 PM in reply to: Light_Guy

    Recent advice for researching computer requirements:

    "If your RAM doesn't cost twice as much as your computer, you're not getting enough RAM."

     

    I believe it!

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    AllenJessup
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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-06-2013 09:31 AM in reply to: Light_Guy

    "It's not a good idea to electrify the gas service!"

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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-06-2013 09:37 AM in reply to: AllenJessup

    AllenJessup wrote:

    "It's not a good idea to electrify the gas service!"


    It's all sorta like rock-paper-scissors:

    Electricity detonates the Gas Service

    Gas contaminates the Water Service

    Water shorts out the Electric Service

     

     

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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-06-2013 09:44 AM in reply to: CADastrophe

    It's all sorta like rock-paper-scissors:

    Electricity detonates the Gas Service

    Gas contaminates the Water Service

    Water shorts out the Electric Service

     


    That's basically it. To top it off there was wood smoke coming out of the water heater.

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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-07-2013 05:14 AM in reply to: Light_Guy

    "It must be Thursday—I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-11-2013 01:46 PM in reply to: Light_Guy

    "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

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    cbenner
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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-12-2013 11:47 AM in reply to: Light_Guy

    "I asked you to do one thing, and you didn't do any of them!"

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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-12-2013 01:07 PM in reply to: Light_Guy

    Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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    Charles_Shade
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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-12-2013 02:17 PM in reply to: Light_Guy

    "River, we’re not telling people what to think. We’re just trying to show them how."

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    Re: RANDOM QUOTES

    02-12-2013 04:04 PM in reply to: Charles_Shade

    Beer...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

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