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Light_Guy
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RANDOM QUOTES

"IF WE TOOK THE BONES OUT, IT WOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY WOULD IT!?!?!"

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
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Message 61 of 174
troma
in reply to: CoreyDaun

"These Romans are Crazy!"


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 62 of 174
tschau3
in reply to: troma

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Message 63 of 174
troma
in reply to: hwalker

"How would you react if I told you that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?"


"Why, is it the sort of thing you're likely to say?"


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 64 of 174
Light_Guy
in reply to: Light_Guy

"Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith!"

Paul Hamor
"Always good ships!"
Message 66 of 174
hwalker
in reply to: Light_Guy

"That still only counts as one"

Howard Walker
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Message 68 of 174
CoreyDaun
in reply to: Light_Guy

"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing. Oh, there they go..."

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Message 69 of 174


@troma wrote:

"Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out."


Kudo Smiley Very Happy



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
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Message 70 of 174

Look, Chanel Number 2.

 

 

 

 

Let me sum it up: Twitter is stupid, and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

 

 

 

 

 

 



Melanie Stone
Facilities Data Management
IWMS / CAFM / CMMS / AutoCAD / Archibus / Tririga / Planon / MRI Manhattan CenterStone / Revit / data normalization, data mapping, reporting and process documentation
mistressofthedorkness.blogspot.com/
Message 71 of 174
CADiva
in reply to: Light_Guy

Recent advice for researching computer requirements:

"If your RAM doesn't cost twice as much as your computer, you're not getting enough RAM."

 

I believe it!

Message 72 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: Light_Guy

"It's not a good idea to electrify the gas service!"



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 73 of 174
CoreyDaun
in reply to: AllenJessup


AllenJessup wrote:

"It's not a good idea to electrify the gas service!"


It's all sorta like rock-paper-scissors:

Electricity detonates the Gas Service

Gas contaminates the Water Service

Water shorts out the Electric Service

 

 

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Message 74 of 174
AllenJessup
in reply to: CoreyDaun

It's all sorta like rock-paper-scissors:

Electricity detonates the Gas Service

Gas contaminates the Water Service

Water shorts out the Electric Service

 


That's basically it. To top it off there was wood smoke coming out of the water heater.



Allen Jessup
Engineering Specialist / CAD Manager

Message 75 of 174
troma
in reply to: Light_Guy

"It must be Thursday—I never could get the hang of Thursdays."


Mark Green

Working on Civil 3D in Canada

Message 76 of 174
graemev
in reply to: Light_Guy

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

Message 78 of 174
ampster402
in reply to: Light_Guy

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Message 79 of 174
Charles_Shade
in reply to: Light_Guy

"River, we’re not telling people what to think. We’re just trying to show them how."

Message 80 of 174
tschau3
in reply to: Charles_Shade

Beer...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

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